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Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator is the latest in high-tech Goat Simulation technology.

91%
Very Positive
DeveloperCoffee Stain Studios
PublisherCoffee Stain Publishing
Release DateApr 1, 2014
$9.99
Peak Players10.0K
Metacritic62
Controllerfull
PlatformsWindows · macOS · Linux
Casual
Indie
Simulation
AI Review Summary

Goat Simulator is a legendary physics-based sandbox that thrives on intentional jank and chaotic, goal-free destruction. While it holds immense nostalgic value for many who grew up watching its viral rise on YouTube, some modern players find its lack of structure and dated graphics less appealing than its sequels.

Pros

  • Chaotic and humorous sandbox gameplay driven by intentionally broken physics.95%
  • Strong nostalgic appeal for players who followed the game during its 2010s viral peak.90%
  • High replayability for completionists looking to unlock all trophies and secrets.75%
  • Simple, pick-up-and-play mechanics that provide mindless entertainment.70%
  • Surprising longevity with some players returning to the game over a decade later.80%

Cons

  • Technical instability including occasional launch failures and game-breaking bugs.70%
  • Lack of clear goals or meaningful narrative content can lead to boredom.75%
  • Visuals and mechanics feel dated and 'wooden' compared to modern standards.65%
  • Questionable value-for-money for those not interested in aimless sandbox play.60%

Notable Mentions

  • Widely recognized as a landmark title in the 'YouTube bait' era of gaming.
  • Reviewers frequently suggest playing the sequel, Goat Simulator 3, for a more refined experience.
Confidence: 60%
Based on the 110 most relevant reviewsGenerated on Jul 31, 2026
Game Vitals

Live snapshot

Player Activity

Current peak
83
Peak · last 90 days
188
All-time peak
10.0K

Price

Current price
$9.99
Lowest tracked
$1.99since Jan 22, 2026

Review Sentiment

Launch week
—
Last 30 days
94%
All-time positive
91%
Review Statistics
Total Reviews70.3K
Positive: 63.9K (91%)Negative: 6.4K (9%)

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Reviews from Steam Deck

0%

Dev Response Rate

26h

Avg Playtime at Review

45%

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